Thursday, February 14, 2008
A Letter to Dear Abbyââ;¬Â¦Signed by "Clueless"
Yet another hysterical email came across my desk this morning, and I felt the need to share it with the world again. Many thanks to my friend Sharon who sent me thisâ�;�¦I couldn't have said it better myself
Woman Applying for New ID Says She's 120
Mariam Amash filled in the routine form with anything but routine information. Amash, who recently applied for a new Israeli identity card, said she was born 120 years ago - a claim, if confirmed, that would make…
Do you love someone ??? Follow this
THE ORIGINAL QUOTE######If you love someone,##Set her free...##If she comes back, she's yours,##If she doesn't, she never was....###... NEW VERSIONS.....
Some Goody Goody Santance which make to Feel some thing…
Don't compare yourself with anyone in this world. If you do so, you are insulting yourself##�;¨ ALEN STRIKE. more:truthandare.blogspot.com
Barzellette, Video Divertenti....
Risatissima e' un sito davvero spassoso : trovate migliaia di barzellette, Video Divertenti, foto pazze, sms umoristici, aforismi e una sezione di giochi gratis online..##Insomma se volete rilassarvi un minutino,…
For fun and Enjoye the power of truth and honesty
Five Big Truth of world####h... Big Truth of world#### *## *## *## *## *####(votes:0)####Filed under truth, comedy,…
Who is Best Dancer, Dog or Owner?
Check out this Dog show where dog and owner are moving to You're the one that I want from Grease,
Japanese Toilet Spiked Humor
It's a vid in japan playing around with people, it's so mean, but it will definitely make you laugh.
5 Ways Hollywood Tricks You Into Seeing Bad Movies
Movie studios rarely worry whether the film they're producing is "good" or "bad" or "technically pornography." There's only one driving motivation, and if you can't guess what it is, there's a good chance this is…
FDA Labels Barack Obama as a Controlled Substance
The FDA today moved to classify Barack Obama as a Schedule II controlled substance. Obama's supporters scoffed at the notion that his presence should be controlled.
The Best Band Ever, Locomia, vid to prove.
ou know, Yotube is so wonderful. The heaping mounds of poop that I find on it are life changing, and funny enough to make me spit out everything I put into my mouth. This band is no diff. I look for "loco" and this…
Unquestionably the Oddest, Most Objectionable Band Name…
Which of course goes nicely with the rest of what we regularly serve at TheMishMash.com.
Truth Or Fiction - 'Rice Washing'
Sometimes the stories we hear seem to crazy or funny to actually be true. Trying to sort out the truth from the fiction is a hard job so we have decided to do it for you. The trick is you have to guess which ending…
5 Idiotic Patents You've Probably Never Heard Of (W/Pics)
To date, the USPTO has issued over seven million patents - many of them were brilliant. These patents, however, are not amongst them...
Valentine fun
The boxes on the left you can turn on and off or combine them ##This is bizarre ....instead of moving the cursor fast...move it slowly for a different effect! ##One of the most creative pieces I have seen! Move…
Dell Sales Center Call Recording
We can't be sure that this audio recording is real (obviously the video is not), but the audio sure sounds real. "Robert", allegedly a Panamanian Dell call center representative berates a customer for calling and…
How To Surprise Your Friend
Few friends decided to surprise their friend. They took some papers got down to work, and had a good time.
Ten Reasons Why You Should Stay Single
Having a girl friend or a boy friend is good, but it is better to stay single. Here is why..
A Vital Signing Statement
THE ONION NEWS NETWORK: WEEKLY PRESIDENTIAL RADIO ADDRESS - The President explains the importance of signing statements.
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Geniuses Seeking Damages in Lawsuit
Some lawsuits are so incredibly silly they have to be filed in the "What the Heck Were They Thinking?" file. These lawsuits would make you laugh, maybe even smirk a little bit, at the geniuses who went to court…
House-selling, What a lot (not so) fun!
Humorous real story about how we tried to sell our house.Is it really worth all the trouble??
Obama-Clinton Music Video Spoof
Mad TV spoof of the Democratic race between Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton. This is a hilarious music video set to the tune of Umbrella by Rihanna.
Top 11 things that would not exist in a world with no weed.
I present to you the top eleven things that wouldn't exist in a world without weed. And yes, it is a list of eleven. Any dumbass with a blog can give you a list of ten. It takes a real genius to bring you eleven.
Congress Authorizes Invasion of Roger Clemens, Based on…
Congress spends more time investigating Roger's back, than the supposed weapons in Iraq.
Do We Really Want Another Black President After The Events…
Have we learned nothing from the tragic events of 1998, when, under the watch of President Morgan Freeman, this nation was plunged into chaos, and hundreds of millions of people died at the hands of the deadly Wolf-Beiderman…
pointedly at me and
aking chair, inclined his head pointedly at me and said, "Do not move." The statement was issued as a command, and I froze in place, my hands on the chilled flesh of my thighs. He reached to his belt and began…
8 Must-watch geek Valentine's Day videos
Valentine's Day is traditionally imagined as a holiday for romantics and smooth operators, and geeks are traditionally not imagined as such. This collection of videos was assembled to celebrate the eccentricities…
being blindfolded. Her
nd was in no state to object to something that felt this good, even despite being blindfolded. Her hand trailed away slowly, seemingly satisfied with teasing me, and I felt her weight shift. No longer did her legs…
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ng down one of the lanes between the grapevines, moving away from the villa. She was wearing a frock, and was barefoot. A white towel hung over shoulder, and I assumed she was heading towards the river that fringed…
Alex Jones to advise Bilderberg Group
Radio talk show host Alex Jones will take on an advisory role with the Bilderberg Group, it was announced today.##
Woman Arrested For Accidentally Depositing Meth In ATM
A woman who deposited an envelope of money in a local ATM was apprehended by police, after realizing that the envelope had inside it a bag of methamphetamine. The unnamed woman, aged 18, was reported to police by…
Words into Personal Art
26Gallery has come up with another way for you to create personal art by changing the way we look at the letters of the alphabet. You choose any words you like, they horizontally rotate the letters in 3D and stick…
Aristocrats Contest
A man walks into a talent agent's office, and says, "We're a family act, and we'd like you to represent us."#### The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too old-fashioned."####…
If you wear that - I will call the COPS!
concerns about a hoody that covers your face - raises the question of possible higher rates of crime.##Me, i have no problem calling the cops if i see you wearing that in my neighborhood.
YouTube - Amazing Guinea Pig Man Puts a Meat Hook Through…
Ryan Stock put himself through brutality by inserting a Meat Hook through his nose and out his mouth. The Discovery Channel Guinea Pig series showcases Ryan'...
Extreme Awful Plastic Surgery
While the most common reason people decide to get plastic surgery is to improve a part of their body, or change something they don't like, some take plastic surgery to the next level.
Communication Skills Tutorial
Sometimes in our personal and professional lives, we receive emails that are upsetting...
Sexy T-shirts Encourage Rape
The South Australian pollie and former Speaker of the SA Parliament yesterday said some clothing could lead to men losing respect for women.
Atheist Sees Image Of Big Bang In Slice Of Toast
Ever since news of the discovery made national headlines, local hoteliers have been overwhelmed by an influx of atheists flocking to catch a glimpse of the scientific relic. "I have always been an atheist and to…
Humor: HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF
This article provides 32 different ways to irritate people around and i am sure will be all smiling after reading this article.....
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
SpoofedTV.com - Imitate Them
For those who like to get there funny bone tickled, SpoofedTV.com is full of funny, parody videos. From President Bush to Britney Spears, everyone is spoofed. Be sure to bookmark this site as videos are added daily.
Top Websites for Spoofed/Parody Videos
Looking for playful, funny videos? Check out these websites that features some of the funniest Spoof/Parody videos on the net.
When Cookie Monster eats, where do the cookies go?
These and other equally pressing questions were answered recently when Cookie Monster (and Cheryl Henson, Muppet creator Jim Hensen's daughter) were interviewed for NPR as part of the station's "In Character" series.
Download Funny ringtone
I found this ringtone really funny.Go to this site and download it in mp3 version.
Dubailand Amusement Park Features Terrorist Camps
Dubai has quickly become the terrorist capital of the world. We previously reported that Dubai had planned to attack the CN Tower and is determined to bring down Mount Everest. Now, our Intelligence Department…
Top 10 Notorius Hackers of Our Time!
"You've been hacked" is a message none of us ever want to see. These people made a living out of sending out that message.
Some of The Dumbest Quizz Answers
There are plenty of games shows on TV, "Who Wants To be a Millionaire?" and "University Challenge," where some people make inevitably fools of themselves. A website (that now expired) thought they should gather…
Sea of Garbage
No matter how much you love swimming I'm willing to bet the farm you wouldn't dare do it hereâ�;�¦unless you have a death wish!
Did you think English was an easy language?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which…
Free Box of Valentines Chocolates for Nothing
"Get your FREE bag of chocolates just for trying my new game, where friends help friends win valuable prizes!"
V The MiniSeries, the BIRTHING Scene. vid.
You know so many of you are always asking me, "Hey Dr.Reptoid, where the heck does your name come from, and your avatar. It's so strange. It looks like a baby dinosaur."
Scamming the Scammers: 5 Brilliant Reverse 419 Scams
Countless people are victimized every year around the world by international scammers claiming to have access to fortunes through banks, royal families, business partners, deceased loved ones and more. Some clever…
Fun Online Quizzes
They have fun quizzes to participate in and other badges to put on your blogs. I also participated in "Are You Addicted to Money?" I was 57% addicted, which does not surprise me at all. Below is the result
Facebook to Co-Sponsor War on Terror: Popular Networking…
Creators Syndicate - After successfully sponsoring several of the presidential debates, Facebook is spreading its wings once more, announcing today that it would become the official co-sponsor of the United States'…
If Valentine's Day Cards Were Honest ... (PICTURES)
Women always say they want a relationship built on honesty. This Valentine's Day, give her a card that will prove she doesn't really mean it.
Romance Blooms In NYC Cupid Cab
Finding your better half this Valentine's Day could be as easy as hailing a taxi _ especially if Ahmed Ibrahim is in the driver's seat.
Rizla Rolling Papers To Carry Cannabis Tedium Warning
RIZLA cigarette papers are soon to carry warnings that excessive cannabis smoking makes you incredibly boring and likely to bore others around you.
Nostalgic Bush Says 09 Budget "Last Chance to Shaft the…
"It's a reconcentration of the wealth, and that's the opposite of communism, spreading around of the wealth," President Bush said. "My budget is the opposite of communism, is democratism, puts the wealth all back…
Sunday, February 10, 2008
Jesus Endorses Obama; Four Horsemen Opt for McCain
"It's extremely unusual for a celestial being to physically manifest him, her, or itself in corporal form to back a presidential candidate, particularly during the primary season," Jacob Weisberg, editor of Slate…
I Miss My Juicer
Funny look at how dependant a man has gotten on a juicer and how he could not bring himself to buy a new one.
I'm an idiot.
Every Friday night, we usually go to a particular restaurant with all 4 kids. Since both of our vehicles are only five passenger, some of us go in hubby's truck and the rest of us go in my SUV. However, sadly the…
Catty Business
The cat ran away, and I went to great lengths to find it. Nightly stake-outs,Policemen, cages....Humorous, but true story from a cat-lover
Backyard Humor: Cartoon layered for multigenerational appreciation…
Here's a quiz for cartoon lovers: What do you get when you combine The Simpsons' acerbic pop culture references, Family Guy's irony and the broad slapstick humor of SpongeBob SquarePants?
Meet 'Phineas and Ferb' (The Charlotte Observer)
Here's a quiz for cartoon lovers: What do you get when you combine "The Simpsons"' acerbic pop culture references, "Family Guy's" irony and the broad slapstick humor of "SpongeBob SquarePants"? For veteran animators…
Current Issue: (California Aggie)
Cartoons are traditionally given extra leeway in terms of content. Illustrated characters make the most offensive remarks seem absurd, which is why we are willing to laugh when South Park features Christopher Reeve…
Feburary 9th - 15th (Anime News Network)
My apologies to everyone who no doubt lost sleep, productivity at work, and precious bodily fluids over the flakiness of The Click the past few weeks.
Viagra Spill Revives Lake Michigan
A freighter containing 62,000 metric tons of popular impotence drug Viagra struck a reef and sank in Lake Michigan today. As a result, the once-frigid lake no longer dangles into Illinois and Indiana, but now spans…
First Look: the Controversial 2008 Film TICKLE MY BALLS…
2008's most anticipated film is DreamWorks' Tickle My Balls Elmo, a crime/courtroom drama set in Sesame Street's East Rockaway neighborhood in 2001.
100 Really Bad Pickup Lines
We've all been there. You haven't dated in a while. Or ever. You see an attractive woman across the bar or at her desk at work. You want to say something, but the first thing that comes out of your mouth just doesn't…
Top 25 Drunk Practical Jokes
The best practical jokes on your drunk friends...make you think twice before drinking again.
Is McCains wife MILF hot or not?
The jury is out and now its time for you to decide. Is McCain's wife Cindy hot or not? It is your responsibility to vote as a contributing member of society. After you vote, don't forget to check out the thousands…
Obama, Clinton Trade Jabs Over How To Help Britney
Both have abandoned the racist smears and sexist swipes, but whereas Obama favors an intervention approach, Clinton's plan is much more aggressive.
My Interview with a Highly Dangerous Person
Humorous story how I traveled to a far away country to interview X. Read how he answers my sharp questions and get an insight in what goes on in his mind.....
Friday, February 8, 2008
Will The Real Papa Smurf Please Stand Up
Funny Story on the Double Identity of the Saturday Morning Cartoon King, also known as Papa Smurf.
Japanese Schoolgirls or Schoolboys?
They have the short skirts, cute face, and great clothes, but are these Japanese schoolgirls really girls? They may fool even you!
Episode 4 Emotional Intelligence Laughing Out Loud
t's the weekend, so it's time to increase your emotional intelligence by laughing out loud over at Tune up your EQ. Also, have a look at 2 articles about endorphins and humour.
Air your Grievances...Join a 'Complaints Choir'
When something bothers us, just being able to get it off our chest can be great.##Until recently, I did not realize that one way to do that was singing.##With Complaints Choirs, you can air your grievances, hopefully…
New Car Smell Perfume Girl Pick Up Lines
There is some female that I work with who I swear to god has New Car Smell as her perfume. Just as a heads up to everyone else... quot;New Car Smell: Great for cars, NOT FOR PEOPLE. quot; However, for those who…
NewsBusted Conservative Comedy, Ep. 138
Includes major terrorist Abu al-Liby gets killed by our nation's military, Bill Clinton says we should slow down the economy, Barack Obama sets one-month fund-raising record, and more.
50 Perfect Impressions (Parody)
Man does 50 celebrity impressions in about 2 minutes. Perfect? Well, not so much.
Bush to Reid: Hurry Up, Hillary Staff Need Stimulus
President George Bush today intensified his push for the Senate to approve his $150 billion economic stimulus package because, the president said, "Hillary Clinton's campaign staffers need those tax rebate checks…
"The Aristocats": Making Money the Old Old-Fashioned Wayââ;¬"Inheriting
In hindsight, 1970 was a strange time for Disney. The great man himself had died in 1966 during the making of The Jungle Book. The films that followed (Robin Hood in 1973 and The Rescuers in 1977) have long been…
A Sneak Peak at the Real CPAC Agenda
I've got the inside dope on the dopes -- at the Conservative Political Action Conference.
10 Words and Phrases You Won't Believe Shakespeare Invented
Shakespeare invented more words than most people even know. Seriously, there's at least 1,500 different words and phrases that don't appear anywhere prior to the Bard of Avon putting them on paper. When he got stuck…
Turtle Swims From Indonesia To Oregon
A leatherback turtle has been tracked swimming from the coast of the Papua province in Indonesia to Oregon, researchers said, in what may be the longest trip for marine vertebrae between breeding and feeding sites.
$100,000 richer after unusual encounter
Call it Funny News, Weird News or just plane luck, the couple in today's Breaking News is $100,000 richer after a total stranger approached them with a blank check in their name.
Curious Cat Uncovers Child Porn Stash
You know what they say about curiosity and cats don't you? In this case, the cat is just fine, but after it found a stash of child pornography, 24-year-old Luis Jimenez is in jail.
Laughter Is The Best Medicine - JOTD - Birthday Sex
A policeman passes a parking lot around midnight and notices a couple inside the parked car. He stops to investigate and sees a man in the drivers seat and a young lady sitting in the backseat, quietly reading a…
The 7 Dumbest Infomercial Products (W/Videos)
Infomercial directors think you are unattractive. They think you are stupid. They think you are lazy. Let's be honest, they're probably right. But that doesn't make their products any less asinine. Have an equally…
Laughter Is The Best Medicine - JOTD - Golf Lessons
A foursome of guys is waiting at the men's tee while another foursome of women are hitting form the ladies' tees. As usual the ladies are taking their time. When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks…
Miss Teen South Carolina is attacked by Jim Rome! funny…
Therefor Such as US Americans... Jim Rome really lets her have it. He goes into several rants about her speech.
The Inside Story Behind Hillary's Cash Problems
Hillary lends her campaign $5 million in cash. What happened to the other $100 million?
he 6 Cutest Animals That Can Still Destroy You
If animals could talk, they would spend most of their time calling us names and telling us to get off their land. The traits we think of as "cute" are often simply tricks animals have developed to get tourists to…
It Makes Me Cry! You Must See It! BMW - The Car You Love.
Very funny video about love between man and BMW. It takes only 2 minutes, but you get positive charge for the entire day.
Alopecia Support Group Endorses Huckabee
The popular support group hasn't officially endorsed anyone on the national level since running a television ad campaign for Gerald Ford in 1974.
Dept. Of Over-Analysis Issues Rambling, Inconclusive Report
THE ONION RADIO NEWS: With Doyle Redland reporting - According to Over-Analysis Secretary Matthew Unger the government study appeared to have something to do with lima beans...
In Quest For Conservative Credentials, McCain Burns Witch
Republican presidential candidate John McCain burned a witch yesterday outside his campaign headquarters in Alexandria, Virginia, in a gesture some political analysts believe was intended to dispel accusations by…
Wednesday, February 6, 2008
Baby and the King Cobra. Friends forever. Vid.
Ok, I don't know what the heck this is about, or if it's a fake, but this is INCREDIBLE. This little baby is able to look a king cobra in the face, and play with it like a rattle.
The Man Show - Kid Tries To Get Laid ...
This is sort of a Valentine salute for the lovelorn.##I got to admit that this kid got the maturity of a retired geriatric sailor, and the grapefruits of a pachyderm! I guess he wants to sow his oats very early.…
Evening Gone Awry
Just when the novelty wore off of watching the cameras flash when the photo-enforcement do-dads catch a car blowing a red light, my bus arrived. With the next bus right behind it.####The bus pulled up. The door…
Making Powerful Presentation With Mindmapping
There is no business without Presentations. That seems to have become the norm in the business world these days. Presentations have become an inevitable part for conveying important information and highlighting…
Buger king got my wife pregnant - video
I am amazed that BK the company hasn't sued these guys. A bit funny, a lot awkward - but incredably lieble... even a funny video can get you sued guys.
Mail-A-D*uche - Send someone a d*uche in the mail
It's a sad fact -- the world is full of d*uchebags. You want a simple and effective way of telling these "people" what they really are. So we'll keep this simple: send them a d*uche in the mail.
Jelena Karleusa - Worst singer ever
People this is my countrywoman but I am very confounded with that fact...####Just listen this ugly voice and tell me... Do you want to spew?
Cool and Funny Super GrandMa
This Super Grandma deserved her place in Breaking News. Most of us think that old people are easy target for robbers because of that age but this little old lady proved us wrong big time. Here's some Funny Newsâ�;�¦
IRS Pencil Sharpener
So I was sitting there - staring "the man" in the face. The tax man that is. Tis the season for taxes and the IRS and I don't get along to well. These guys have been known to intimidateâ�;�¦ and it's working.
As mulheres e a astrologia: como lidar com as nativas de…
Um guia bronco para descobrir se voce tem alguma chance de ficar com aquela gata linda e maravilhosa usando os conhecimentos da astrologia.
New Speed Control Device
Due to the expense from the war in Iraq, proper maintenance of our infrastructure at home has suffered. But leave it to American ingenuity to discover cost effective ways of solving these problems.
Hillary Promises Cars For Illegal Aliens
"My opponent, Barack Obama, promised you drivers licenses," Clinton said at a rally in Jackson Heights. "Well, I will do you one better. I will give every family a car to drive so you have a use for those drivers…
Stupid People And Their Newspaper Ads - Part 2
This is part 2 of some of the stupidest newspaper ads that you will ever set eyes on. Unless of course you live in a strange town full of people who love to spend their time selling insane things and getting desperate.…
Tuesday, February 5, 2008
Laughter Is The Best Medicine - JOTD - Younger and Hotter
A farmer is arrested for having sex with one of his cows. During the arraignment, the judge looks at him with disgust. The Judge asks him "What the hell were you thinking?"
Who Knows Cupid's Mailing Address?
I have a letter of complaint to send him. I am so tired of his poor services to me already!
Kick Ass Funny Example How NOT To Use PowerPoint
Comedian Don McMillan did a great and funny show on demonstrating the DON'Ts of creating a PowerPoint slide show.
Laughter Is The Best Medicine - JOTD - Nacho Cheese
Two College students were cramming for their finals one evening and realized that they hadn 't eaten all day long. They frisked their small fridge and found a six-pack of Miller High Life and a half a jar of jalape�;±o…
What Do Your Color Preferences Say About You?
Colors have various physical and psychical influences on the body, and they can manipulate our mood. A common rule says an individual prefers the light wavelength (colors are nothing more than##different values…
Card Shows Rudy Celebrating With Sox
Yankee fans won't like it, Red Sox fans won't like it and Rudy Giuliani certainly won't like it. When Topps baseball cards hit the stores this week, about one in every 70 packs will include a picture of Giuliani,…
Arlen Specter Seeks to Impeach Bill Belichick
Forget about your civil liberties; our elected representatives are too busy protecting the Statue of Liberty play.
A royal dressing down - Guardian Unlimited
A royal dressing down Guardian Unlimited, UK - Dec 7, 2007 It's a funny thing about the more conservative classes nowadays: while the women have, to an extent, moved themselves into the more stylish modern…
Thai police search for bank robber and decent sketch artist
A robber held up a bank in Thailand. The sketch artist did his best based on eye witness descriptions. The result is pretty funny.
Touch that lawn chair and die!
In Chicago placing a lawn chair in a parking spot after shoveling it out is a legally binding contract, and moving said lawn chair without express permission from the owner is punishable by death.
Hillarious Letters from Gujratis to Leicester Council, UK
These are extracts from actual letters sent to Leicester Council and Housing Associations, U.K., written by Gujaratis...
Strange And Unusual On Ebay!
I love to surf EBay when I am bored and sometimes I come across the Strangest Itemsâ�;�¦.Check These out:
14 Heartbreaking Moments in Valentine's Day History
Valentine's Day conjures up images of romance, flowers, candlelit dinners and romantic getaways. There's a sinister side to the holiday, however, that remains largely unmentioned - a darker history of death and…
Would you eat RAT?
10 specialized dishes serving Rat meat in restuarant - yum, going to rush out an get me sum.....
The 10 Lamest Super Bowl XLII Ads (Videos)
What happens when two Cracked bloggersâ�;�"one irrepressibly chipper and optimistic, the other a bitter, hollow, withered husk of a man (that one's Ross)â�;�"are locked into a chat session without anything to…
Origin of Yicrosoft Directory
Get informed with Yicrosoft Directory keyword. And What people are doing to get 1st in seonoobs contest.
Governor's Son Sells 'Don't Drop The Soap'
The son of Gov. Kathleen Sebelius is peddling a board game titled "Don't Drop the Soap," a prison-themed game he created as part of a class project at the Rhode Island School of Design.
Mad Magazine Uses Pulitzer Winners to Tweak Bush
"Why George W. Bush Is in Favor of Global Warming," a two-page spread that the magazine calls an expose, has been illustrated by 10 Pulitzer Prize-winning editorial cartoonists. They try to offer reasons why environmental…
Fertilizing The Economy
THE ONION NEWS NETWORK: WEEKLY PRESIDENTIAL RADIO ADDRESS - "Good morning, despite recent improvements to our economy it remains a concern to me that our dollar is still not doin' well when compared to other currencies...globally."…
Monday, February 4, 2008
Does David Cameron Really Exist?
Incredible Claims That Leader of Britain's Tory Party is Actually Media Construct Created by Shadowy Right Wing Organisation!
Weekend Living Calendar for December 8-9 - Seattle Times
Weekend Living Calendar for December 8-9 Seattle Times, United States - Dec 8, 2007 Rated "PG" for mild suggestive humor , and a brief depiction of smoking. 91 minutes. (Several theaters, see movie listings…
Cow Ends Up In Back Seat Of Massachusetts Woman's Car!
A Massachusetts woman suddenly found an unexpected passenger in her back seat Friday while driving home with her daughter after running a simple errand
Superman: The Musical
Superman: The Musical: its faster than a Ramones song, more powerful than a Mariah Carey high note, and able to leap 100 billion CDs (stacked!) in a single bound. Its also pretty hilarious.
January events in Chicago -
January events in Chicago , MI - 15 minutes ago "Fragments" (tragic humor plays), Chicago Shakespeare Theater on Navy Pier, Jan. 30-Feb. 9. Tickets are $46 Tuesday-Thursday, $56 Friday-Sunday. ...
'Die Hard: The Musical'? -
'Die Hard: The Musical'? , FL - 21 hours ago On his goofy "Late Show" appearances: It's really representative of my sense of humor now and the fact that I get to really make fun of myself and send up ...
Poll Shows British Think Churchill Was A Myth, Sherlock…
A recent survey done on 3,000 Britons under the thought that World War II prime minister Winston Churchill was merely made up. The poll, which was conducted by UKTV Gold, concluded that the responses gathered reflected…
Best And Funniest Superbowl Commercials 2008
All big companies are trying to have the funniest, most original commercial at the Super Bowl.
Acid House smiley face found on Mars
Astronomers have been having a funny time of it lately. We have had reports of Bigfoot (or possibly a Danish mermaid) on Mars, and a "spider" on the fiery planet of Mercury. You would be forgiven, therefore, for…
Grandma arrested; hides cocaine in bra
A grandmother was arrested for hiding cocaine in her bra during a drug raid in Oakland Park.
10 Yard Penalty for Intentional Farting. You got to be kidding.
I have heard of some stupid things in my life, but never something so ridiculous. A middle school somewhere in LA-LA land has decided to ban gas
Prostitutes on Prescription? Radical Proposals as Sex Addiction…
Top Sex Therapists Demand Pornography and Prostitutes on Prescription as Sex Addiction Sweeps Britain! Dire WArnings of Epidemic of Sexual Excess if Government Fails to Act!
Top 10 drinking quotes
"Beer, the cause of and solution to, all life's problems" and 9 other memorable drinking quotes
Hovering dogs
I already saw some hovercrafts in action. But I saw hovering dogs for the first time in my life!
Kotex Announces Endorsement Of Obama
While the Obama campaign has had little comment on the endorsement so far, a source from inside the Clinton campaign said Hillary is furious.
Punxsutawney Phil Predicts Wet Conditions
While Groundhog Day has evolved into a fun diversion for news-starved media on a typically blah February 1, the real significance of Punxsutawney Phil's yearly appearance is for old men who depend on the fat rodent…
Sunday, February 3, 2008
Candidates hear full wit and wisdom of Seacoast voters -…
Candidates hear full wit and wisdom of Seacoast voters Portsmouth Herald News, NH - Dec 8, 2007 The candidates who did come enjoyed the wit and wisdom of Seacoast area voters. Sen. Obama, who held a forum on…
The Super Bowl Rejected Go Daddy Commercial
Awesome, indeed. I can see why it was rejected, but it was awesome funny just the same.
Ocean of Wit and Wisdoms - Japan Focus
Japan Focus Ocean of Wit and Wisdoms Japan Focus, NY - Dec 8, 2007 Lhamo Thondup was born on July 6, 1935 in Taktster, a small village in the Amdo region of northeast Tibet. But neither his parents �;; farmers…
I said TD not T Bill you douchebag!
I hate talking investments. I always feel inadequate. It's hard to defend a retirement plan which pretty much consists of shoving money under my mattress and playing the lottery.
Groundhog Sees GOP Debate, 'Elects' To Commit Suicide
Some "Groundbreaking" news -- and you were just worried about six more weeks of Winter.
Cheney: "I plan to be an OB/GYN when my term expires"
Washington, DC - Dreams do come true! Especially if you're an ex-Vice President looking for a new career!
Chick Wit | Why not many mates for women? - Philadelphia…
Chick Wit | Why not many mates for women? Philadelphia Inquirer, PA - 4 hours ago By Lisa Scottoline Lately there's been talk about a religion that allows polygamy, so that a man can have as many wives as he…
Mars Is Happy
This picture of a crater resembling a "happy face" was acquired by the Context Camera (CTX) on Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter on January 28, 2008
The Truth Behind Valentine's Day - Past and Present
The legend of Saint Valentine, and some interesting facts and stories about how it is celebrated today.
Longtime mayor gets help from his humility, wit - Minneapolis…
Longtime mayor gets help from his humility, wit Minneapolis Star Tribune (subscription), MN - 9 hours ago ... are increasingly split over development, land use and housing, Sandberg has presided over his…
The Morningstarr* - 2 Girls 1 Cup
This place has the notorious fetish video and links to some equally disturbing nonsense!
Furniture Giant Builds British First Flat-Pack Village
Teaming up with real estate developer Live Smart Home, furniture giant IKEA has built Britain's first flat-pack village at St. James in Tyne and Wear, northeast of England.Amazingly, almost all of the 93 timber-framed…
Man Who Hates Brussels Sprout Changes Name To Russell Sprout
A 26-year old man named Russell who hated Brussels sprouts all his life has decide to get even with the food he admonish most by changing his last name to - Sprout. Now officially known as Russell Sprout, claims…
Famous Webcam Striptease Goes Wrong due to..
This is a famous web cam striptease video that goes wrong. On this video, a pretty girl was supposedly doing a webcam striptease but on the middle of something...
Police: Crack Found in Man's Buttocks
Police searching a downtown home found a man hiding 15 plastic bags of crack cocaine in his buttocks.
'Wit and Wisdom' to benefit women -
' Wit and Wisdom' to benefit women , NC - 3 hours ago ... Community College undergraduate women, is planning a trip to the Peace Center in Greenville for "The Wit and Wisdom of Dave Barry" Thursday, Dec.…
Groundhogs Day - Groundhogs Day facts and Trivia
Groundhogs day has become quite a celebration in many town and cities in United States and Canada. This article includes groundhogs day history and trivia
Definitely one of my top 25 internet experiences
Here's why this was one of my top 25 internet experiences, because it to this, Indian interpretation, of Thriller.
George W Bush: God's gift to comedy
The American economy may be in crash-and-burn mode, but at least there's one growth industry George W Bush can point to as a sign that things aren't so bad. You could call it the "Goodbye George" sector.
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