Tuesday, January 15, 2008

When I watch Porn at the Office ..this is what I hate the…

Don't you hate it?

3 books reveal human side of our troops at war - Minneapolis…

3 books reveal human side of our troops at war Minneapolis Star Tribune (subscription), MN - 14 hours ago Fear, banality, bravado, humor , pathos -- it's all here, rendered in understated tones. It's astonishing…

With a fresh haircut, retired barber turns 100 - Lancaster…

With a fresh haircut, retired barber turns 100 Lancaster Newspapers, PA - 20 hours ago At her former Soudersburg shop, Isabel Sweigart's skilled hands and good humor served her community for 49 years. By JOAN…

Bill Clinton and the Virgin Mary Joke

The title speaks for itself. Classic Clinton

Successful party test

Successful party test a hilarious joke

The Case For Huckabee's Proposal to Import the Bible Into…

Hey, maybe this Bible's not so bad after all - ya' just gotta' know where to look.

Mitt Romney Defends Himself Against Allegations Of Tolerance

[TheOnion.Com] Mitt Romney's candidacy took a major hit following the discovery of statements he made a decade ago that imply he isn't sickened by gays. ####Mitt Romney's candidacy took a major hit following the…

How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times…

How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?: Book: by Hiroyuki Nishigaki

Conclusive Proof That the 'Iranian Speedboat' Was a Hoax

Listen to the tape carefully for some tell-tale clues.

Toilet for two; spend quality time with your loved one

With the U.S. Census reporting overall divorce rates between 46% - 50% of all marriages, it's an obvious realization the marriage doesn't work perfectly in America. A new product that aims to solve this problem…

Are You a Hippie?

Are you a dirty hippie? Take this quick quiz to find out.

my dog cheweede

My dog chewed the tongue on one of my new, expensive running shoes. I hoped to save my investment, so I took the sneakers to a shoe repair shop. I placed them on the counter and told the man, "My dog got hold of…

the lil chihuahua

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." ####So the…

Life is good with 'My Three Angels' at reins -

Life is good with 'My Three Angels' at reins , MI - Dec 7, 2007 By Kathleen Kirby FLINT - Clever dialogue and subtle humor ruled the stage at Vertigo Theatrics on Thursday for the dinner theater opening of…

Google Clocking by North South Media | SEO Company | North…

Fun Google blog post game ... wannae try ...

the lild funny joke

Dear Dogs and Cats,####When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in the way.####The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food.…

the lild funny joke

Dear Dogs and Cats,####When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in the way.####The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food.…

Lovely Prom Dresses Girl

Lovely Prom Dresses Girl

hillarious Tech Support and Idiot on the other line conversations

Customer: I'm trying to connect to the Internet with your CD, but it just doesn't work. What am I doing wrong?##Tech support: OK, you've got the CD in the CD drive, right?##Customer: Yeah.##Tech support: And what…

Screamers 1

Its very funny

Screamers 1

Its very funny

Where was the King Kong when we needed him?

Where was the King Kong when we needed him?

Race for the White House: American Idol Style

Here is a satirical cartoon mixing American Idol and the race for the Whitehouse. Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton star.

Does 'Golden Compass' point to anti-Christianity? - Chicago…

San Diego Union Tribune Does 'Golden Compass' point to anti-Christianity? Chicago Sun-Times, United States - Dec 8, 2007 This is funny , since he proudly told the Washington Post in 2001 that in the trilogy,…

Husband and wife are like liver

A cool joke about husband and wife

Ciocoflender - 1

Unde tragi si unde cade ...

The Crabs She Gave Him

Renaldo Tartare's new short story about love and heartbreak and the briny deep.

10 Rules to Follow When Confronted by Police

Police are the enforcers of the law. They know what they can and cannot do with this power. They are good people, however if they have reason to arrest you they may not seem like that. They have many ways of tricking…

10 Rules to Follow When Confronted by Police

Police are the enforcers of the law. They know what they can and cannot do with this power. They are good people, however if they have reason to arrest you they may not seem like that. They have many ways of tricking…

This kid needs an NBA contract

The shots this kid pulls off are just amazing. Start the campaign to get him a basketball contract. Check it out.

'New Hampshire Flaw' Finally Figured Out: 'Exit Polls'…

Now it's the pollsters who are crying.

I Can Has Rezearch Papar?

Cyle Gage does his best to explain memes like LOLCats both in what they mean and where they come from. Read on to discover the horrible depths of the internets and how 14-year-olds will be the downfall of us all.…

Religion of Peace Update: "Fundies Say the Darndest Things"

If your original Hebrew disagrees with my original King James, then your original Hebrew is wrong... Atheists have the greatest cover of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest…

Funny Football Moments (PICS)

Great football moments, very funny pictures.

John Edwards, Exploiting Hillary-Obama War, Plans to Campaign…

Heeeeere's Johnny -- in this Amazing "Race."

top scientific pics of 2006

This image of a peppercorn and a grain of salt taken by David McCarthy is the overall winner (and close-up category winner) in this year's Visions of Science Photographic Awards. The competition is sponsored by…

Secondhand Smoke Linked To Secondhand Coolness

THE ONION RADIO NEWS: With Doyle Redland reporting - According to a tobacco industry study, secondhand smoke is a leading cause of secondhand coolness. Cigarette companies are encouraging non-smokers to frequent…